Prince William's would-be paramour, Eva, has sent me - or, should I say, Prince William - three messages. Eva implores HRH to contact her and be her best chum. Chump, more like. Just who do you think Timothy Belmont is, Eva? I have no connections at all, tenuous or otherwise, with the second-in-line to the Throne.
I intercepted Eva's messages and deleted them. Sorry, Eva.
Sir Peter Ghislain Batho, 3rd Baronet 1939-2024
58 minutes ago
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